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Vinny the Velocirapture wants to wish you a happy Rapture day!

The gale winds finally abated and the weathervane stood alone. The awkward void was the empty satisfaction of a long term goal. He was alone and scared. He was both composer and first violin. 

-V&E

unbelievably fungry right now

and i heard there’s cookies

moderation:

“Super-Earth” Exo-Planet Found to Meet Key Crtieria for Life

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A super-Earth exoplanet, Gliese 581d, a rocky world orbiting a red dwarf star called Gliese 581, located around 20 light years from Earth, which makes it one of our closest neighbors, has been confirmed as the first planet outside our solar system to meet key requirements for sustaining life. Astronomers’ modelling of planet shows it has the potential to be warm and wet enough to nurture Earth-like life, they said.

Gliese 581d orbits on the outer fringes of the star’s “Goldilocks zone,” where it is not so hot that water boils away, nor so cold that water is perpetually frozen. Instead, the temperature is just right for water to exist in liquid form.

“With a dense carbon dioxide atmosphere — a likely scenario on such a large planet — the climate of Gliese 581d is not only stable against collapse but warm enough to have oceans, clouds and rainfall,” said France’s National Centre for Scientific Research (CNRS).

(via dailygalaxy)

actually, the real winner is the Penis Mightier. Sean Connery and i are still waiting for our shipments.

what i feel like every morning

you call it two birds with one stone, i call it bi-winning

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ghost done did it again

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